Funny Foolishness: Pants on the Ground

Mary J. Blige was the guest judge on American Idol this week. And, just as the show was coming to a close...THIS foolishness walked in (video below):

Trey Songz is bi-sexual?!

According to Bossip:

• Trey Songz has been openly bi-sexual since 2004
• "Trey is versatile and can be both a giver and receiver depending on his partner."
• Trey & singer/songwriter Brandon Hines (pictured above) dated for 6 months while working on Trey's album
• They have have photographic evidence to prove it if necessary.

ROFL @ the stuff these people create! I've actually been a fan of Brandon Hines for a minute now. His song "Cuttin' U Off" is actually one of my favs. And, and I see is friendship. But hey...he goes both ways?! That's fine.

Trey makes good music, his album is Grammy nominated, and all of his shows sell out. Where's the issue?

Usher silent over his $1 million burglary.

Singer Usher Raymond failed to respond as the Fox affiliate in Atlanta, GA reports that days before Christmas Usher was victim of a car break-in across the street from Lenox Mall. While in the AT&T store Fox says:

According to the police report, the vehicle was described as a black GMC Yukon. Raymond said and there was over a million dollars worth of jewelry,
$50,000 in furs and closing and about $20,000 stolen.
A witness said they saw a Chevy Impala with tinted windows drive up next to the SUV. The witness told
police a man got out of the Impala and popped open the door to the SUV.

This witness, an AT&T store employee, just watched it all happen and didn't even tell Usher or his people that all of it was going down RIGHT in front of the store. FOOLISH!

HILARIOUSNESS- GAY26

Comedian Kenny Johnson spoof Making The Band 4 group Day26 and it's 30-minutes of HILARITY!







"Man Cakes" was the JAM!! iThink Imma make that my next ringtone! And, y'all may recognize Donnivin Jordan from BET's Hell Date.

See more of Kenny Johnson's work on this YouTube channel here.

Tyrese's Birthday Bash brings A-Listers...and police!

The star of my favorite movie Baby Boy shut it DOWNE in Los Angeles last nite!

From E! Online:

Tyrese's birthday party at MyHouse last night brought out all the big names like Diddy, Rihanna and her new baseball beau Matt Kemp, Snoop Dogg, Jamie Foxx...and the LAPD?

It was quite the scene outside the Hollywood hot spot as helicopters and police officers were called in to help with crowd control.

Not that the birthday boy seemed bothered by the police presence. "1,100 people turned away!" Tyrese twittered. "17 police officers outside. Helicopters, SHUT DOWN!"

WERQ OUT TYRESE! How old iz you now!?

*goes to Wikipedia*

Born December 30, 1978...that makes you 31!

Happy Belated B'Day Tyrese!

Trinidad refusing Beyoncé?

According to the Trinidad & Tobago Express...they are.

"Carnival" is a big, annual event in Trinidad. And, because Beyoncé is coming to town RIGHT after, Carnival promoters say the event will lose money and want Beyoncé to come on another day:

’We want to discuss with TSTT the position they have taken to present Beyonce in concert so soon after Carnival and their decision to cut back and even pull sponsorship of Carnival events. We understand they have also cancelled the B-Square concert series at Woodford Square for this year. TSTT has contributed greatly to Carnival over the years and this is a surprise move. We want to know what their commitment to Carnival is,’ Fernandes said.

Fernandes also said he believes that the production cost of $10 million for the concert as quoted in the media to be lower than what the actual cost for such an event should be. Fernandes explained that it costs that much to produce the Soca Monarch final, which he did since the competition’s inception. So that when one adds Beyonce’s contract rider (expenses and other requests) and the cost to prepare the venue for the concert one is looking at a final cost of possibly $30 million, he added.

’They will need to prepare the venue to accommodate the 25,000-plus audience, they need to break even and when you take into consideration what may be on Beyonce’s rider, that can be an additional three quarter million or more,’ he added.

’We have nothing against Beyonce. We are just saying that it is insensitive to bring her at this time. It will affect all Carnival stakeholders because you know it’s not just a case of people forgoing fetes and shows to buy tickets. What about those who depend on Carnival to earn income? No patrons at events or no events mean that all service providers are out of a dollar. And what about the artistes that all came out in defence of bmobile when Digicel came into Trinidad? As a corporation of which 51 per cent is Government-owned, TSTT needs to provide answers to the cultural fraternity,’ Fernandes said.

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I have NEVER heard of turning down Beyoncé!

What you think about this?!

Keri's drunken rage... over Beyoncé!?

'Twas real, Miami! But I can’t b held accountable 4 anything u found out about me on NYE while intoxicated. Footage, pics, tweets. #PeachOUT
--Keri Hilson via Twitter

A week after Keri Hilson called Beyoncé's fans crazy online [read about it here], Hilson publicly went off at her New Year's Eve party in Miami when a Beyoncé fan, or two, shouted some things from across the room.

I'm confused though because after Keri WILLINGLY admitted to going off at the party her PR team later released this message:

"...Keri hosted the event and everyone paid money to come out and support her. I just wanted to clear that up since Keri has always been a positive role model as a female supporting all those around her."

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FIRST Keri tweets hateration and erases it. Next, she goes off in public and admits to it. THEN, her team says it didn't happen.

Miss Hilson needs to GET IT TOGETHER.

In the words of Beyoncé, who I'm sure is COMPLETELY unbothered by this:

"SHE AIN'T NO DIVA!"

What y'all think about this foolishness?

Funny Foolishness: Booty Pop

Thanks to X.D. Experience for posting this HILARIOUSNESS on Twitter!

Funny Foolishness!

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Is Naomi Campbell walking into money troubles?

OOH CHILD! Last week was an interesting one in the world of supermodel Naomi Campbell. I woulda thought since Beyoncé had us tryna walk like her she would have been SOME KIND of reigning queen. But, APPARENTLY that isn't the case.

Please add Naomi Campbell to your church's sick-and-shut-in list because is sick according to This Is London-

Naomi Campbell is suffering “litigation exhaustion” and has pulled out of her latest court case, incurring an estimated £300,000 legal bill.

The 39-year-old model discontinued her case against Vanessa Frisbee, a former personal assistant, whom she had accused of breaching confidentiality by selling a story about her in 2000 to the News of the World for £25,000

The judge BASICALLY told Campbell that he gonna pray for her and all that; but, Campbell STILL has to pay 90% of Frisbee's lawyers/court fees AND all of her own.

OH, BUT THERE'S MORE!!!

The Young, Black, & Fabulous (one of my favorite sites) posted this today:

We’re told some of Naomi’s close associates had lunch with a group of publicists this past Saturday morning. And thanks to our source’s eavesdropping ear, the group was overheard complaining about how busy they will be after the new year…because Naomi will file bankruptcy.

This is DEFINITELY not the tea! iGuess after all the legal battles she's fought, it's finally caught up with her.

Five-star FOOLISHNESS!

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Yo Gotti, the artist of the song "5 Star Chick," posted this on his Twitter today with the comment- "This shit crazy."

iWonder how she gone look @ age 85 with this tatted on her.

GIRL BOOM!